i never want to get married and have kids i want to be 40 and a highly successful director and show up to my high school reunion dressed entirely in yves saint laurent with blood red lipstick and louboutin heels that could penetrate a man’s soft flesh in the current year’s bmw convertible and wear chanel sunglasses the entire time even while indoors so i don’t have to hold eye contact with the little people
i’m so afraid of marriage like what if you marry someone and like have kids with them and then they decide they don’t love you anymore or something idk man but that shit is scary
- me looking at thing: yooooo
- me looking at price: nooooo
I crave intimacy but I get confused and uncomfortable when I’m shown even the slightest bit of attention or affection.
No sugardaddies. No sugar mamas. No sugarbabies. Full socialism in romantic relationships. There are only sugarcomrades.
- friend: says something that vaguely references song lyric
- me: PERFORMS ENTIRE SONG